O.M.G. They must be kidding… a Nude restaurant, why, why, WHY?
Who got up this morning and thought, what the world needs right now, is a nude restaurant?
Despite the bitter cold weather, (now there’s a small problem…) nudists in New York are now holding “Clothing Optional” dinners in the city.
One frequent nude diner, (I wonder where he keeps his loyalty card) a 65 year old retired junior high school English teacher: This just keeps getting better and better) “It’s exciting to be in a restaurant nude.” Yeah right!
One woman Sandy, who is in her 40s, said she’s “never felt self-conscious about her body”, in fact she enjoys dining in the nude, but when it comes to partaking in a naked yoga class, she gets a bit more modest. Maybe she’s saving herself for the gravity defying Volley ball games that seem to be obligatory at all the better nudist resorts. (I’m told).
I guess it would be a great venue for the next office Christmas party! or maybe, somewhere to take the in-laws the next time they make one of those unexpected, prolonged visits.
